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• I do- I do- I do- I do- what any normal person would do at that age.
  You call home. You call home to mother and father and say, "I'd like to get into the National Guard....
• There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery.
  ... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said....
• There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery.
  ... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said....
• Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
• The child is father of the man -- Wordsworth
• The child is the father of the man. WORDSWORTH
• There's a double standard about sex. A father or mother becomes a father or mother.
  Beautiful. The arrival of a child is celebrated. But how that child was created and arrived is something that is cloaked in secrecy....