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• Well now on a summer night, in a dusky room Come a little piece of the Lord's undying light Crying like he swallowed the fiery moon In his mother's arms.
  ... In a world so hard and dirty, so fouled and confused Searching for a little bit of God's mercy I found living proof....
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