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• Metallurgists are screw'n'edge.
• CITY STREET REPAIRMEN do it with three supervisors watching
• It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
  -- Mrs. Patrick Campbell...
• If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
  -- Abigail Van Bure...
• Speaking as a man in the street...AAAUUUGGGHHH!
• That 's not the middle of the street, that 's the corner.
• This is home - This is mean stree
• Am I then...not popular? Um...well, put it this way.
  ..When people slip in what dogs have left in the street they do tend to say, 'Whoops - I've trod in an Edmund'....
• Mommy, do all fairy tales beginning with `Once upon a time'?
  "No, dear. Nowadays, lots of them start with `If I am elected....