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  -- Douglas Jerrold...
• Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say, "President Neighbor"!
  I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod, and Todd....
• A jack of all trades is master of none.
• I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully.
  Most people never listen. -- Ernest Hemingway...
• The best thing I know between France and England is the sea.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- The Anglo-French Alliance...
• Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Meeting Troubles Half-way...
• Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job, Dad!
  Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate an ultrasonic lithotriptor....
• Recursion is the root of computation since it trades description for time.