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• If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
  -- Douglas Jerrold...
• So they're building this tunnel between France and England.
  England drives on the left side of the road. France drives on the right side of the road....
• The nobleman of the garden. -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- The Pineapple
• The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Douglas Jerrold's Wi...
• The men of England,--the men, I mean, of light and leading in England.
  -- Edmund Burke (1729-1797) -- Reflections on the Revolution in France, Vol. iii, p. 365...
• So, basically, I met one nice French person.
  -- Bart's summary of his trip to France, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Never have a friend that's poorer than yourself. -- Douglas Jerrold
• That fellow would vulgarize the day of judgment. -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- A Comic Autho
• The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling. Douglas Jerrold