Lisa: [reading The Classifieds] Hey, Here's A Good Job, Dad!

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Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job, Dad!
Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate an ultrasonic
Homer: How hard can it be?
Bart: Hey Dad, here's one! $28/hr, plenty of fresh air, and you
get to meet lots of interesting people.
Homer: Ooh, what job is that?
Bart: Grave digger. [laughs evilly]
-- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II"