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• How many British trades unionists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They cannot interfere with the light bulb's inalienable right to withdraw its labour....
• Humility is a virtue all preach, none practice, and yet everybody is content to hear.
  The master thinks it good doctrine for his servant, the laity for the clergy, and the clergy for the laity....
• Please all, and you will please none.
• The greatest cunning is to have none at all.
• Yes, the philosophy of 'none,' meaning 'all.'
• Recursion is the root of computation since it trades description for time.
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....