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• Lisa: Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating?
  I mean, we haven't had a meal with Mom all week....
• Reality is something you rise above. -- Liza Minnelli
• Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I don't wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy.
  Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know 'You're the reason, you are the reason why their not together....
• When some were saying that if Caesar should march against the city they could not see what forces there were to resist him
  Pompey replied with a smile, bidding them be in no concern, "for whenever I stamp my foot in any part of Italy there will rise up forces enough in an instant, both horse and foot....
• The Space People think that TV news programs are comedies, and that soap operas are news.
• Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
  -- Rita Rudne...
• For the rest of my life, I want to reflect on what a photon is. -- Albert Einstei
• I could try for the rest of my life, but that wouldn't be half enough.
• Whenever my faith in God is shaken, I think of the miracle of anti-freeze.
  -- Cesar, "The Crepes of Wrath...