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• Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe 50%.
  And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer....
• The Space People think that TV news programs are comedies, and that soap operas are news.
• Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
• Imports are ports very far inland.
• RIOP: Rotate I/O Po
• There is news.