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There Is A Massive Vending Machine Here. The Instructions On It Read
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There is a massive vending machine here. The instructions on it read:
Drop coins here to receive fresh batteries.
Related:
There is a massive, broken vending machine here.
Rush's Rule of Gravity: When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the other coins will roll out of sight.
When you drop change at a vending machine the small change will fall nearby while all other coins will roll out of sight.
-- Rush's Rule of Gravity...
There are many coins here!
The vending machine breaks open, causing some batteries to fall to the the ground, but the batteries have been heavily damaged.
There are some heavily damaged batteries here.
An old leather bag, bulging with coins, is here.
Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
The path to enlightenment requires a flashlight with fresh batteries.
