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• There is a massive vending machine here. The instructions on it read
  Drop coins here to receive fresh batteries....
• The vending machine is already broken. You want to completely destroy destroy it or something?
• Above a condom vending machine: For refund insert baby.
• It takes someone with the intelligence of a vending machine to argue with one.
• The vending machine breaks open, but nothing falls out.
• Change is inevitable- except from a vending machine. -- Robert C. Gallaghe
• Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it.
  Vending machines don't sell quiche....
• operators on strike due to broken coffee machine