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• There are some heavily damaged batteries here.
• The vending machine breaks open, but nothing falls out.
• There is a massive vending machine here. The instructions on it read
  Drop coins here to receive fresh batteries....
• Batteries not included.
• Long-life batteries aren't.
• What do batteries run on?
• If I have batteries, why do I need a boyfriend?
• First Law of Final Exams: Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
  Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective....
• I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
  It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....