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• Batteries not included.
• There are some heavily damaged batteries here.
• No purchase necessary... All rights reserved... Batteries not included.
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  Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective....
• Here comes a pair of very strange beasts, which in all tongues are called fools.
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