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• Rush's Rule of Gravity: When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the other coins will roll out of sight.
• There is a massive vending machine here. The instructions on it read
  Drop coins here to receive fresh batteries....
• Change is inevitable- except from a vending machine. -- Robert C. Gallaghe
• The vending machine breaks open, but nothing falls out.
• How many stock brokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out)....
• When you finally discover all of Life's answers, they'll change the questions.
• Well, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tige
  GREAAAAAAT). Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him...
• Well, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tige
  GREAAAAAAT). Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him...
• Listen, Tyrone, you don't know how dangerous that stuff is.
  Suppose someday you just plug in and go away and never come back?...