Related:

• Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.
  5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time....
• The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #49
• You're not stuck in the traffic jam, you ARE the traffic jam!
• That rodent's go' a viscious streak a mile wide!
• Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
  Lisa: Hi! How are you?? Wiggum: Um, I'm fine....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
• Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
  -- Mary Ellen Kelly...
• May you walk a mile behind a camel.
• Rush hour: that hour when the traffic is almost at a standstill.