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• Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway.
• Optimist is person who thinks he can break up traffic jam by blowing horn.
• The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday -- but never jam today.
  "It MUST come sometimes to 'jam to-day,'" Alice objected....
• And you thought CHAOS ment rush-hour traffic!
• There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
• Homer: Lousy traffic jams...[laughs] the traffic report will get me out of this one.
  [turns on KBBL] Arnie: [from a helicopter] This is Arnie Pie!...
• After large expenditures of federal, state, and county fund
  after much confusion generated by detours and road block...
• Lovka's Law of Driving: There is no traffic until you need to make a left turn.
• Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move.