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• Optimist is person who thinks he can break up traffic jam by blowing horn.
• Warding off the evil spirits from your system...
• JESUS SAVES!...Passes to Jordan...Who JAMS it home!
• The ultimate smart weapon would be too smart to blow itself up.
• Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. -- Dan Rathe
• Alas! can we ring the bells backward? Can we unlearn the arts that pretend to civilize, and then burn the world?
  There is a march of science; but who shall beat the drums for its retreat?...
• There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
• after the announcement of Vanguard] ... Secretary of Defense Charles Wilson (the same "Engine Charlie" who once told the Senate
  [F]or years I've thought that what was good for our country was good for General Motors, and vice versa," probably an accurate analysis) was asked whether the Russians might beat the Americans into orbit....
• He who hesitates is probably smart.