The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I
wondered, "Where the F!CK is my ROOF ?!?"
-- Pat Calitri
wondered, "Where the F!CK is my ROOF ?!?"
-- Pat Calitri
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-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616),
A Midsummer Night's Dream -- Act i, Sc....
