MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS? No, Calvin.
CAN I RIDE MY TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF? No, Calvin.
Then can I have a cookie? No, Calvin.
(She's on to me.)
CAN I RIDE MY TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF? No, Calvin.
Then can I have a cookie? No, Calvin.
(She's on to me.)
Related:
- I let my mind wander and it didn't come back."
"I figured you'd lost your mind years ago."
-
Calvin and Mom, "Calvin and Hobbes", 13 Jul... - That's love?!? --Calvin
Medically speaking. --Hobbes
Heck,
that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties... - What will we do when they come?"
"See if we can sell Mom and Dad into slavery for a star cruiser."
-
CALVIN AND... - I'm not dumb,
I just have a command of thoroughly useless information... - As a math atheist,
I should be excused from this. --... - I'm related to people I don't relate
to. --... - Had I imagined 'Calvin and Hobbes' would last this long,
I would have paced myself. The strip requires a great... - Just think! With the push of a button, you could be a 500-story
gastropod -
a slug the size of the Chrysler Building." "Gosh...
From the same category:
- Don't be humble, you're not that great.
--
Golda... - Thunder on the mountain:
The image of Preponderance of the Small.
Thus in his conduct the superior man gives preponderance... - I believe that if people would learn to use LSD's vision-inducing capability
more wisely,
under suitable conditions, in medical practice and... - If you turn on the light quickly enough you can see
what the dark looks like... - Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles,
for they Shall be Known as Wheels...
