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• Jones's First Law of TV Programming: The only new show worth watching will be cancelled.
• Jones's Second Law of TV Programming: If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time.
• Jones's Third Law of TV Programming: The program you've been looking forward to all week will be preempted.
• Joey and Chandler are watching T.V.] Phoebe: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.
  Joey: No, inside good, outside bad....
• Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all.
  ..stop lastin'. Excerpt from the TV Show "Friend...
• Moser's Law of Spectator Sports: Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.
• Exciting plays only occur when your are watching the scoreboard or buying food.
  -- Moser's Law of Spo...
• VCR's exist to do our tv watching for u
• If it were not for reporters telling each other all the interesting and wonderful things they did on weekends and some new breakthroughs in rectal salves which doctors suppo
  here would hardly be anything worth watching on the evening news....