Joey: These New Kids, They Never Last. Sooner Or Later, They All.

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  All: Oh! Joey: (to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne....
• Joey and Chandler are watching T.V.] Phoebe: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.
  Joey: No, inside good, outside bad....
• Joey: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that.
  My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany....
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  I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk....
• Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up.
  And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
• Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
  Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....
• Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining? Rachel
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• Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the "Mattress King"?
  Phoebe: Yeah, so please, please, please, don't say anything to Chandler....