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• If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. -- The Third Law of Computer Programming
• Jones's First Law of TV Programming: The only new show worth watching will be cancelled.
• Jones's Second Law of TV Programming: If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time.
• The only new show worth watching will be cancelled. -- Jones' Law of TV
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Greer's Third Law: A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
• Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
  -- The Fifth Law of Computer Programming...
• Q: "This is not a moment I've been looking forward to." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
• K'Vada: "You will take your meals with *us*! But we do not serve Federation food.
  Picard: "Ah, I've been looking forward to gagh! Haven't had it for quite a while....