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• Jones's First Law of TV Programming: The only new show worth watching will be cancelled.
• The only new show worth watching will be cancelled. -- Jones' Law of TV
• Farber's Second Law A hand in the bush is worth two anywhere else.
   Farber's Third Law We're all going down the same road in different directions....
• Jones's Third Law of TV Programming: The program you've been looking forward to all week will be preempted.
• Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
  -- The Second Law of Computer Programming...
• Gray's Law of Programming n+1 trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as n trivial tasks.
• Law of Reruns: If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
• If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
  -- Law of Reru...
• If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.
  -- Law of Social Dynamics (Johnson Second Law)...