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• It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there.
  Hunters would be all confused. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.
  [In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright Brothers....
• You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment?
  I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Last night I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  -- Steven Wrigh...