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• After a power outage:) Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on.
  The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine....
• Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent.
  Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us....
• Being reincarnated as an answering machine is the pits.
  Keep your karma clean by leaving your name, number, message, and the time that you called....
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there.
  .. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
• A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century.
  Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future....
• Answering machine message My answering machine now has the new AT&T incoming phone caller I.
  D. digital print-out. So leave a message or I'll know you hung up on my machine......
• Sinister organ music:) Hello, you have reached the Brown residence.
  You now have two choices. Number one, you may leave a message....
• Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now.
  If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now....