A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to
a channeler in the 23rd century. Any message you leave will be
broadcast into the future.
-- Answering machine madness - science fiction
a channeler in the 23rd century. Any message you leave will be
broadcast into the future.
-- Answering machine madness - science fiction
Related:
- Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the
phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a
message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer.... - WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later.... - Hello, you've reached 344-1312, the Apartment at the End of the
Universe.
Please leave your message, name and number at the sound of the tone.... - Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to
the phone right now.
He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie.... - The machine answering this message is connected to a 5000 volt
power supply, and a relay which is wired to this small kitten.
(Sound of a kitten meowing.) If you hang up before you leave a message, it will complete the circuit and fry the kitty.... - OK, one more time... This is our answering machine.
.. This is the message on our answering machine..... - Bridge, Kirk here. -- Answering machine madness - science fictio
- (Darth Vader voice:) Speak, worm! -- Answering machine madness - science fictio
- Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become
eligible to leave a message!
(Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced to the next level!...

