The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
-- Woody Allen
-- Woody Allen
Related:
- My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance,
I was mugged by a quaker. Woody... - I was the best I ever had.
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Woody... - I am two with nature.
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Woody... - I am at two with nature.
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Woody... - How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the
roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody... - Just a statue? Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue?
Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza [sic] just a statue?... - In New York crime is getting worse. I was there the other day.
The Statue of Liberty had both hands up. -- Jay... - Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between
the right man and the right woman.
Woody... - Don't knock masturbation---it's sex with someone I love.
Woody...
