Related:

• I am two with nature. -- Woody Alle
• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. -- Woody Alle
• do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. -- Woody Alle
• What do you think I am? Human? -- Woody Allen, "What's New, Pussycat?
• I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime. -- Woody Alle
• I was the best I ever had. -- Woody Alle
• I had two heart attacks before I bought this exercise bicycle.
  "And since then?" "I've had two more." -- Woody Allen, "Stardust Memorie...
• Today I saw a red-and-yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am!
  Of course, I thought that yesterday, too, and it rained. -- Woody Alle...
• The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Alle