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• The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Alle
• There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
  -- Woody Alle...
• How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
  -- Woody Alle...
• What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
  Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?...
• What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
  Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?...
• I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. -- Woody Alle