My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was
mugged by a quaker.
Woody Allen
mugged by a quaker.
Woody Allen
Related:
- The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Alle
- There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an
evening with an insurance salesman?
-- Woody Alle... - How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the
roller of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Alle... - What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?... - What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?... - I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. -- Woody Alle
