In New York crime is getting worse. I was there the other day. The Statue
of Liberty had both hands up.
-- Jay Leno
of Liberty had both hands up.
-- Jay Leno
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is you... - The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree
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Anita...
