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• The program is absolutely right; therefore the computer must be wrong.
• In nature, nothing is ever right. therefore, if everything is going right... SOMETHING IS WRONG.
• In matters of belief, he who is absolutely sure he is right is almost certainly dead wrong.
  -- Kelvin Throop...
• There is nothing wrong with Captain Picard or with the ship's logs.
  Therefore, there must be something wrong with your original assumption....
• If you want to get the plain truth, Be not concerned with right and wrong.
  The conflict between right and wrong Is the sickness of the mind. -- Seng-Ts'a...
• Access holes will be 1/2" too small -- Smith's Law of Computer Repair Holes that are the right size will be in the wrong place.
  -- Corollary...
• Conditional jumps is when you tell the computer to go to a certain place.
  Unconditional is if you put it in the wrong place so the computer goes to the wrong place....
• Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE about this *.*?