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• Right program, wrong parameters.
• In nature, nothing is ever right. therefore, if everything is going right... SOMETHING IS WRONG.
• In matters of belief, he who is absolutely sure he is right is almost certainly dead wrong.
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• I program, therefore I am.
• The Computer Programmer's Lament: Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
• VII. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
  -- Laws of Computer Programming...
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