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• You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, do you realize that? -- Peter Da Silva
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• Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
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  Your message will cost the net enough to bankrupt your entire planet....
• Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!
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