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• If anything can go wrong, it will. Murphy's Law There is a corollary
  Smith's Corollary, "Murphy was an optimist." (Thanks, Stephen)...
• Scott's First Law: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
  Scott's Second Law: When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been wrong in the first place....
• Air is water with holes in it.
• Black Holes are Out of Sight.
• Black holes suck!
• Golfers do it in 18 holes.
• Physicists do it in black holes.
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