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• FUCK You've just been waiting for this definition, haven't you.
  Here is how to use the word 'fuck' in almost any conversation....
• mall round thing (mechanical term) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• TEST Computer term. The name of every file that you can't think of a proper name for.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• WISH Futile optimistic desire for something. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• ORIGINAL SOFTWARE Something of a rarity in this universe. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• SEA Where fish fingers come from. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• DISCOUNT The art of making shoppers feel happier about having just bought something by letting them know that they didn't get as badly ripped-off as they would have if they'd bought it when the discount didn't apply.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• VOLUNTARY Descriptive of an action which you are doing purely because you have been embarrassed into it.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• SCHEMA What you call a diagram when it gets too complicated and impressive to be called a diagram.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...