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• The following is from an editorial in the Midvale Observer, a local newspaper.
  "Ever since the 1950's when television sets began to appear in the average home, the rate of crimes committed by teenagers in the country of Alta has steadily increased....
• Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. -- David Letterma
• Lisa: It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad.
  We watch an appalling amount of TV. Homer: Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television....
• The FCC came along and it said no more cigarette commercials on television .
  .. I'd much rather watch a pretty girl offer me a cigarette than an old lady ask if I'm constipated....
• My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• Parents Who Watch Television - Have Kids Who Watch Televisio
• Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob! [everyone gasps and screams] Bob
  [on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things....
• There's so much unhappiness on television, we don't need more of it in real life.
• SMILEY >[I Televisio