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• Watching television, you'd think we lived at bay, surrounded on all sides by human-seeking germs.
  We are instructed to spray disinfectant everywhere, into the air of our bedrooms and kitchens and with special energy into bathrooms....
• Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
• Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
• Weendoze? we don need no steenkin Weendoze!
• If the important thing in life is happiness, we need a lot more beer.
• There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
  -- Don Herold...
• It is not more and newer drugs we need, but rather clean air.
  Clean water. Good fresh real food. -- Edward Abbey...
• Tammy Faye Bakker has come back on television to appeal for more money so that she can appear on more stations to appeal for more money so that she can appear on more stations to appeal for more money to appear on more stations.
  The real sorry part of this is that people are sending her money!...