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• Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
  -- David Letterma...
• Elvis has LEFT the building! -- Late Night with David Letterma
• If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had a fight on television with pool cues, who would win?
  1) Ricky Schroder 2) Gary Coleman 3) The television viewing public -- David Letterma...
• Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
• I hate the itching. But I don't mind the swelling.
  -- new buzz phrase, like "Where's the Beef?...
• The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
• The United States has entered an anti-intellectual phase in its history, perhaps most clearly seen in our virtually thought-free political life.
  -- David Baltimore...
• Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of watching television.
  -- Cal Keega...