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• Television is a wonderful thing, and since it came along, I hardly ever watch my radio anymore.
  Television has done much for psychiatry by making everyone aware of it....
• I met the Surgeon General; he offered me a cigarette.
• Man, do I look like a cigarette butt?" "huh?" "Cause I sure feel smoked!" -- D Jagoda
• Old Ladies Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.
  It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke....
• When I was young, I kissed my first woman, and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
  Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco. -- Alfred Toscanini...
• Anybody got a cigarette? Thanks very much, sir--I left mine in the machine. -- London Lee
• I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
  I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini...
• I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
  I haven't had time for tobacco since. TOSCANINI...
• I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have got so much more of it.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...