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• Marge: Why didn't you ask our permission, Lisa? Lisa
  I did! [begin flashback. Homer watches television, Lisa stands in front....
• Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
  [Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart.
  Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?...
• Homer: Hugh, there's something I want you to have. My Dad gave me his cufflinks on the day I married Marge and they brought us good luck.
  I couldn't imagine a happier marriage. We don't have many traditions in our family, but it would mean a lot to me if you kept this one alive....
• Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
  .. [gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch] Ba...
• Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper.
  He was up barking all night, and dug up the back yard worse than ever....
• Cheap Chinese TV, what did I ever buy it for...
  -- Homer tries to fix the TV set, "The Way We Wa...