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• VOLUNTARY Descriptive of an action which you are doing purely because you have been embarrassed into it.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• HORSE I begin to seriously doubt the viability of a dictionary that defines "horse" as "a soft-hoofed ungulate.
  A horse is actually any four legged creature in a Western movie....
• MEGABOGUE (1987-) Megabogue's music has been described as "anal sadistic", "creative lionism", and "a load of shit" by various critics of differing intellectual standards over the years.
  The crux of their music is a complete lack of talent or effort put into their recordings....
• KRISHNA The Hare Krishnas now have a security van service operating for the delivery of money and other material objects.
  Guards prevent robberies using chanting and gongs....
• ALIEN INVASION IMMINENT It now known that an alien species has been watching this planet for several years now.
  They have sent their scouts ahead, who have infiltrated much of the civilised world....
• MANIAC There are many people in our everyday society who
  had they been born a few hundred years ago in an area with a feudal system of administration, would have fulfilled their inner wishes to be Genghis Kahn....
• TYPEWRITER Writing implement now on the verge of obscurity. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• ART NEWS The art world was rocked yesterday at the announcement of Professor Hans Von Fabre of the discovery of a new primary colour.
  The fourth primary colour, to be known as hans, will revolutionise art and technology all over the world....
• POLITICAL NEWS Margaret Thatcher has been awarded The Order of Merit.
  This means that she will no longer be known as "That fascist bitch-cow Thatcher" but instead as "That fascist bitch-cow Lady Thatcher"....