ART NEWS
The art world was rocked yesterday at the announcement of Professor Hans
Von Fabre of the discovery of a new primary colour. The fourth primary
colour, to be known as hans, will revolutionise art and technology all
over the world. TV News services worldwide have not been able to broadcas
pictures of the new colour because TV sets are manufactured to generate
pictures from blue red and green, but not hans. Electronics companies have
welcomed the new colour, saying it will increase their income by making
everyone go out to buy new TVs and computer monitors. Art critics have
acclaimed hans as being able to bring a new lease of life to the art
world.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
The art world was rocked yesterday at the announcement of Professor Hans
Von Fabre of the discovery of a new primary colour. The fourth primary
colour, to be known as hans, will revolutionise art and technology all
over the world. TV News services worldwide have not been able to broadcas
pictures of the new colour because TV sets are manufactured to generate
pictures from blue red and green, but not hans. Electronics companies have
welcomed the new colour, saying it will increase their income by making
everyone go out to buy new TVs and computer monitors. Art critics have
acclaimed hans as being able to bring a new lease of life to the art
world.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
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