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• WEATHER Environmental conditions which necessitate the wearing of whatever article/s of clothing you just happen not to have brought with you.
  This is because weather has an average unpredictability factor of 97%....
• GENERATION, YOUNGER The people that you don't understand. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• KILN The only thing in the art room you weren't allowed to touch in primary school.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• AND NOW A QUICK COMPUTER JOKE " Life's a batch, then you DIR " -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• SCHEMA What you call a diagram when it gets too complicated and impressive to be called a diagram.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• TEST Computer term. The name of every file that you can't think of a proper name for.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...