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• MUSIC A terribly, terribly subjective thing. [Don't see Megabogue] Classicists argue that the best music moves transparently into your brai
  and makes you fall asleep without even realising it(*)....
• The following is a letter to the editor of the Glenville Gazette, a local newspaper.
  "Over the past few years, the number of people who have purchased advance tickets for the Glenville Summer Concert series has declined, indicating lack of community support....
• STATIONERY Objects such as pens, pencils, stapler and sticky-tape.
  These have been studied over the last few years, and it has now been confirmed that they are able to move around a house or office on their own....
• ALIEN INVASION IMMINENT It now known that an alien species has been watching this planet for several years now.
  They have sent their scouts ahead, who have infiltrated much of the civilised world....
• HORSE I begin to seriously doubt the viability of a dictionary that defines "horse" as "a soft-hoofed ungulate.
  A horse is actually any four legged creature in a Western movie....
• MEMOIR A book written by someone who has fallen out of the limelight and is struggling to get back in.
  Generally hardback and costs at least $25. Generally a work of fiction by the author, claiming how great he/she was/is....
• FACE The mass of skin, teeth and other parts that form the front section of the head.
  Faces can be arranged in any number of combinations, for differing reactions, such as horror, nausea, and laughter....
• MANIAC There are many people in our everyday society who
  had they been born a few hundred years ago in an area with a feudal system of administration, would have fulfilled their inner wishes to be Genghis Kahn....
• FUCK You've just been waiting for this definition, haven't you.
  Here is how to use the word 'fuck' in almost any conversation....