There are many people in our everyday society who, had they been
born a few hundred years ago in an area with a feudal system of
administration, would have fulfilled their inner wishes to be
Genghis Kahn. You know the type of people - the ones who we instead
see pushing vainly forward on the locked entrance doors to the
station platform even though the train's not there. "Fuck it! Let
me through - I'll walk to Sydney. It's only fuckin' 600 miles!"
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA