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• (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• Bridge, Kirk here. -- Answering machine madness - science fictio
• Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17, the final frontier.
  (Voice 2:) These are the messages of Chad's answering machine....
• A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century.
  Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future....
• Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please?
  Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing frequency seven, do you want it on screen?...
• WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
  But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later....
• Voice 1: Answer the phone, please, Hal. Voice 2: I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
  -- Answering machine madness - machine theme...
• Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now.
  He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie....
• Hello, you've reached 344-1312, the Apartment at the End of the Universe.
  Please leave your message, name and number at the sound of the tone....