A Bonded Penguin Is A Happy Penguin.
A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
Penguin: the headwaiter of the Antarctic.
It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry [with picture of penguin]
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Oh, intercourse the penguin! -- Monty Pytho
I'm sorry, did I assassinate your penguin?
It's 05:00 and time for the Penguin on the Tele to explode.
What's that on top of the telly? Looks like a penguin.
You, sir, are truly the offspring of a crossbred penguin.