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• It's six o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your terminal to explode.
• At the sound of the tone, YOUR telephone's going to EXPLODE!
  (If you've seen the Monty Python episode where the announcer comes on and says "And now, it's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode!...
• Time Stands Still! Film at 11:00, or whenever.
• A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
• epoch: [UNIX: prob. from astronomical timekeeping] n.
  The time and date corresponding to 0 in an operating system's clock and timestamp values....
• Disease -- Glass Cellar of Male Disposibility, 05
• The Depressed Mother" defense -- Female-Only Defense 05
• Penguin: the headwaiter of the Antarctic.
• It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.