Oh, Intercourse The Penguin! -- Monty Pytho
Oh, intercourse the penguin!
-- Monty Python
Wot's on the television? It looks like a penguin. I mean the programme. -- Monty Pytho
If we increase the size of the penguin until it is the same height as the man and then compare the relative brain size, we now find that the penguin's brain is still smaller.
But, and this is the point, it is larger than it _was_." -- Monty Pytho...
Oh Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen! -- Monty Pytho
Oh oh! No more buttered scones for me, Mater, I'm off to play the grand piano! -- Monty Pytho
IMP: Imitate Monty Pytho
Are there many fires in Norway?" "Oh Good Lord yes.
The place is a constant blaze!" -- Monty Pytho...
No. 1.... The LARCH tree." -- Monty Pytho
At the sound of the tone, YOUR telephone's going to EXPLODE!
(If you've seen the Monty Python episode where the announcer comes on and says "And now, it's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode!...
And when do you expect to get married?" "Oh, right away, sport, right away, you know!
I 'aven't 'ad it for weeks!" -- Monty Pytho...