Ford, You're Turning Into A Penguin. Stop It.
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
I'm turning you in to the SPCA!
You, sir, are truly the offspring of a crossbred penguin.
Must stop! Re-listening to John Major's speech, again.
Have you pushed a Ford lately?
Have YOU totaled a Ford ... Lately?
A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
There is a penguin sitting on the top left corner of my monitor... He's watching you!
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!